The Chick Car

We all hear the statement “oh that’s a chick’s car man” but what really has the makings of a chick car?

Rounded that the hips.

The body type of the car you chose can help you fall into the category of “chick cars”. After much research I have narrowed it to the cars “curves”. Just like women, cars have curves and long lines that either elongate them or make them look short and fat. 

The male:

The 2011 Chevy Camaro, An impressive 6.2 litre direct injected V8 producing 426 horse power. Even with these amazing engine specs this cars body directly reflects stereotypical male car enthusiasts.  It has a wide bonnet and grill that rolls over the front wheels on high arches. Its perimeter is squared off right down to the back bumper that displays the duel exhausts. From the side the car very much resembles a snarling hound with sleek dark eyes (windows) and long protruding snout. Everything about this car just screams TESTOSTIRAONE!!

The Female:

Coming in both hardtop and convertible the new 2010 Volkswagen Beetle is cute, exciting and very city friendly. With their cherry red exteriors to beige perforated leather interiors the Volkswagen Beetle is perfectly suited to any busy urban lady. The rolling curves of the bugs whole body type fits perfectly in tune, with no sharp or angular edges.

Now don’t get me wrong I do realise that everything I just said was totally sexiest and based very stereotypically but I would be sitting here typing forever if I didn’t really bring it down to sweeping gender stereotypes.

“Back of the Bitch Bites”

Along with your gender screaming car body shape you should also be aware of additional signs of your cars gender (kind of like genitals or chromosomes…but not).

Stickers: Back off the bitch bites, Princess or simply frangipani stickers are a good straight up indication your buying, driving or driving behind I chick car.
 
Number Plate: if the number plate says anything from “Sarah” to “cutie” you have pretty clear warning the car/driver is female. 

If your ego is as big as mine and if your manhood is something you generally like to keep intact I advise you take a close look at your cars gender before you buy :) it could save you a lot of grief.

Revie