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You will see them everywhere in the city and generally hovering around the clubs at night the ricer car is and a fast growing car infection. 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ricer+cars 

www.urban dictionary.com describes a ricer car as a car built to go slow and handle badly with speed, that has been modified to look extremely ugly via “aero kits” and is fitted with an exhaust that makes an easily recognisable “farting into a coffee jar sound”.

In plain and simple words owning a ricer car tells everyone you have no knowledge of how to modify a car to improve its aerodynamics, speed/acceleration or handling. If anything turning you’re A to B Honda Civic into a ricer can only do bad things to your car, after closely examining a electric blue Daihatsu applause the other week I noticed a quite disturbing symptom.

CUT SPRINGS!! Identifiable by the inner wards tilt of the wheels. Not only is this an ineffective way to of lowering a car it puts extra pressure on the cars axels and I mean who wants to be driving around on a bent axel let alone have one snap while in motion. Each spring size is made to have flat ends and is fashioned to fit inside a certain sized shock casing if you do cut even a small amount of either end of your stock springs you risk giving them reason to just “pop” out of the shock and having your shocks collapse.

"Famous “farting into a coffee jar sound” 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaI4yM4HPLY&feature=related

Mufflers=Fluff!

Fluffing is a term I learnt from a friend who is a classical ballet dancer, she tells me “fluffing” is the times within a routine when there is time that needs to be filled but there is not enough space to fill it with an actual step. I think this is a good example of what a muffler tip does to a car, and more so a ricer car. A muffler tip added to a stock exhaust system has a simple difference. The tip is wider and more rounded than a stock muffler and lets the sound of the escaping gasses echo around inside it. Properly installed with a completely new exhaust system this kind of muffler tip is supposed to produce a low hardy growl. Although simply adding the wide muffler tip the end of a stock exhaust creates a high pitched and disturbing farting sound, coupled with a pod filter this will DEFFINALTY turn some heads.

Now I know I have spent the last paragraph and a half telling you how bad ricer cars usually are and how easily a Police officer could find a deflectable part with out even stepping out of his cruiser, but rest assured not all ricer classified cars are done with dodgy parts, brackets and paint. There are people out there with passion for their cars (even if their taste is slightly sour) and do extend a lot of their time and energy into making them cars look…well half decent if I do say so myself. 

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